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Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?
Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? U’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.
(2)
Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your
picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Hubby: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one.
(3)
Q - What is the Difference between Mother and Wife?
A - One Woman brings you into this world crying… and the other ensures that you will continue to do so.
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Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, and then when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is completely finished.
A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”
The father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
(7)
A man placed an ad in the classifieds: “Wife wanted.”
The next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same : “You can have mine.”
(8)
A woman was telling her friend, “I made my husband a millionaire.”
“And what was he before you married him?” asked the friend.
“A billionaire.” she replied.
(9)
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
(10)
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get your laundry done free.
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A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face
or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humour”.
Although I am the one who post them, I don’t believe in some. Just a good way to change your mood.
Feel free to comment or put other jokes which you know.
A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it since the thief was spending much less than his wife did.
(12)
Someone said: I haven’t spoken to my wife in 18 months - I don’t like to disturb her.
(13)
Someone bought his wife a new car. She called and said, “There was water in the carburetor.”
He asked her, “Where’s the car?” She replied, “In the lake.”
So, there is still no offence to girls!! Peace..
Let's starts the story with a sad and terrible "HAIH"... It all happen on Saturday 07/3/2009. In a peaceful morning, and i woke up at 10.30am as usual. After my morning brush up Later that i went to watch the early discover program, and the program was 'How things made'. While i was watching television and eat my breakfast around 11 plus. Suddenly a loud sound "BANGGG!!!" and the car alarm goes off. Normally i wont feel so curious to bother it, but who knows that i stood up from the chair and start looking outside. After i saw my neighbor rush out and so i followed. The first look is that, "Ooh"... Why is my car here? I remember that yesterday night the car was not in this position. Later that i take a look behind of my car. Gosh.. Badly damage due the the bang.. After that i shouted my brother to come out from the house and take a look at the car. That lady driver around mid 40 standing under the tree and started to make phone call and the face were all green, the hand were shaking and same goes to the speech. In my mind was like oh no... now i have no car to go to school..
How did the driver drive the car.. I didn't park my car carelessly and blocking the road. How did she bang? Is she drunk? Sleepy? Running after something? I don't know. Later that someone said that she was try to change the gear. After that, i went to look at her car. It was an auto transmission car. Why she need to look at the gear and change? Cant really understand. How fast does she drive that can cause this damage? Were she speeding inside a housing area to practice to join F1 racing team? There were many speeding hump ( so called bump) inside this housing area... She didn't break at all? Practicing to drift with that old silly car? Got an early argument with the husband and drive badly? But she does not live in this housing area... I really cant understand....
Later, there is a neighbour(annoying uncle) ran toward us and started to say that we park the car at there is wrong and is against the law... Oh My God!!! I started to piss off and i replied that this is in a housing area, if my car cant park here where should i? Nowadays, each family owned at least two cars. How can it fit inside one house. Two neighbour beside my house and including me, each of our family have three cars. In Malacca really can't live without car. Later on, my side neighbour came out, a very understanding and kind malay. I told him about what that annoying uncle tell me that it was illegal for me to park my car like this. After i pin point that annoying uncle and he goes to the him and asked that is he a police ? Does the police say the car cant park here? Later that annoying uncle have to reason to say and goes away because he know he is embarrassing . Later that, my dad arrived. That annoying uncle came out and come to my dad and started to say the same thing that the car park here is illegal. My dad scolded back again and he ran off again. I just don't understand why there were some people that they do the judging immediately without investigating the real situation behind. Before with make our decision, we must always investigate first. With the wrong conclusion or decision, will cause the people around to ignore or look down on you.
The damage of my car. The bonet(or trunk) were badly damage, as the place to store the spare tyre were totally crumple. The back sit clip felt off due to the large impact. The utility drawer that we use to store small change were ejected that normally we can't pull it out with our hand unless we press at the release button. The small change were thrown everywhere of the car even at the backseat. Can you imagine how bad and how large is the impact?
As you can see the water mark left on the road is the mark that cause by the rain yesterday and is a good way for me to prove that i did not park my car to wide.. That's the annoying uncle..
Hi there once again, since I am playing in the badminton section. Let me share with all of you..
First of all, as my usual badminton partner have already change event to go tennis. As for me, i can only play in double game so I have to find a partner. As I also ask around my friend and I found my new badminton partner (Ai zek). Please forgive if I spell your name wrong. Before the event, we try to arrange some time to train together so that we have our so call team spirit. Due to the reason of curfeu because staying with parent and dint get to play with my partner. We manage to play once two days before the event, and the team work is totally none. That night we really struggle very hard to pair with it. But the time is too short and i have to call it a day. We were very worried that on the coming event will we be able to play, and we dint hope for much.
On the event day, saturday morning when I wake up. I feel the tension and the excitement in the coming challenge as I know there will be MMU team player is joining the event and we also dint have a good team work. But we encourage each other that we will play our best. Our venue were at Kidspot Badminton Hall near our MMU Malacca campus. I believe some of you been there to play before. The event start at 9 am and the hall is full with badminton player as they warm up their body and use their skill to win the game. As for my match was on 12.20pm but i went to the place early and look at their match. On that day, the weather were terribly hot and the feeling inside the hall was like a big oven. All of the player that sit inside the hall were all sweating. As the hall have only 3 old ventilation fan ontop the roof. It is lucky that no people faint in the event. As the first match comes, we tried our very best to play and we won the game. As we waited for the second match.
At the afternoon, one of the badminton net broke and cause the court cant be use for competition. I am not sure why it broke. Soon later they Mr. Ong Dun Siang arrive and found out this incident. He quickly went out and get a badminton net to replace it and the game manage to go on without much delay. Thanks to ah Dun for the rescue… Later that, the owner arrive. The owner were very angry as she claim that the net were all new and impossible it can break. And she eventually went into the court and demonstrate that if the player do such action to the net and cause to break while the game is still on. Wow, that owner really dint give a damm to the game, as the have to replay it. As the day goes by to the evening, dark cloud started to form and as the wind blow toward the hall. Soon after that, the rain started to fall. Seconds after the rain, water start to leak into the badminton court from the roof. And we found out that there were several place have leakage. This leads to suspend the game from going on. Beside that, the electricity were also been cut due to some place have been short circuit and we have to find it out to turn it back on. The game were not that smooth when it come to evening. Good thing that the rain does not last long. After the rain, we quickly clean the badminton court and start our game back. As it comes to the third match of the day, we face MMU team 2nd seed player. It was a tough match and we couldn’t won the game and we were knockout from that stage. We feel very happy that we manage to go that far. We really hope that someday we get to play again.
As my previous badminton partner had a post in here say about winning isn’t everything. This statement is true and the match we took it as a entertainment. We dint feel any hard feeling after losing the game. In the game, I have notice a girl(young lady), she look very upsad when she did a mistake and her emotion affect along the match. In badminton or any other sport, we really need to learn from mistake and don’t let the mistake control your emotion and leads to sad ending. I use to be like that and i try to change after my new partner corrected me. We all should learn this important lesson. We must learn from mistake as it also apply to our daily life.
I was writing this blog for my another blog space from my uni MMU. It is one of our subject that we need to write our own blog. This will be the second blog for it. As the first blog were just an introduction of my own. So, do you really feel that the climate is changing?
Did you guy feel that the weather in Malaysia or anywhere on earth is changing? Since when i was young, Malacca use to rain twice a week or more than that. And now, i feel that Malacca is getting hotter and hotter. And for my friend that stay in Bukit Beruang also complaining about the weather is getting hotter and hotter. It is very hard to stay in the room at the afternoon, as for my friend told me was like they are in the oven. With this weather, it is very hard to concentrate in study. Even very hard to get a good nap as you will keep sweating.. Did you agree with me ? For those who have air-conditioner at home might disagree with me. And some of you will disagree with me that they can go to the library for the coolness in the library.
As for my thinking, does tree really affect the weather? Will it be more tree and the weather is more cooling? For me, the answer is yes. Just like in the jungle, although the sun is high up in the sky but u wont feel as hot as you are in the room. Past two year CNY, my family were gather in Rumah Rehat Adeline (Adeline’s Rest House) at Kampung Geruntum near Sungai ltik, just 7 Km from the Perak town of Gopeng. Is a very nice place for teenager to go there and have some activity. In the afternoon, the weather is hot. But when the wind blow it feels cooling. Tree really affect alot in the weather. May be i will shared another experience with you all. Past 8 year, my neightbour plant a few mango tree inside his yard. As the tree gets big, his house is very cooling in the afternoon. May be of the tree already blocking the sunlight to shine onto the wall and keep the house cooling. And it also make my own house feel confortable a little bit. In the year 2007, my neighbour shifted out and sold the house to another person. They chop off the tree just to make the house bigger. As for me i feel what a waste. And now it really feel hot and i have to switch on the air-cond. Other than my house, let me talk about the housing area (or taman) which i live in. Every month i can see people chopping down the tree just to get free from the dropping of tree leafs. Other than that were the TNB (Tenaga National Berhad) worker chopping part of the tree just to prevent the tree branch tangle with the electricity cable. I know it is hard to build the electricity cabel without blocking the tree growth. If the cabel is on top of the tree, the branch will do the damage to it. If they build it underground, the tree root with do the damage. As for the engineer, we need to find a solution. Beside that, the same goes to MMU. The tree inside MMU malacca where also been chop off. I heard from some of the people is about the root getting bigger and break the cement or building.
Well, why i say climate is changing ? This is because of the climate around the world is going abnormal. The ice at the north pole is melting everyday. Past CNY, i have a chance to work in a fruit stall. There were tourist that came to buy fruits. So i will always ask them where they were from. There is one couple from Canada, the reason for them to have a tour was to escape from the weather. They told us that the weather there reach until -45 Celsius. Beside Canada, United State (New york) the temperature was - 16 celcius. And they say it was never happen in the past. And last year in Thailand, the weather also reach to nearly zero celcius. Is the world climate going to change?
As for me, i still really think that we should save the earth right now. As the media is strongly advice everyone to take action on it. If your home has a little piece of land and is available to plant a tree, go for it. Beside getting better environment, we also can get some fruit to eat if you plant a fruit tree. Beside that, lets talk a little bit about pollution, planting a tree will also help a little bit on air pollotion. Air pollution is getting worst and worst lately. It was cause by open firing. May people that live in urban area, they use to burn their garbage and use to repel mosquitoes. In Indonesia, they burn their jungle to clear the land so that it is the easiest way to clear it and it can also serve as fertilizer to the ground. For me, this act have to stop by taking action on it. But it need to depend on their government. Well, i would like to say let’s start to save the earth for the future generation.
